I didn't do it -- really, I didn't do it. I did not pass on the signals at the blue jay game. After all, they didn't exactly offer it as a paying position. And besides most of my t shirts are black not white.

So, having regard to legal jargon:

1. I didn't do it.
2. If I did it -- I had good reason.
3. If I didn't have a good reason then there was legal justification.
4. If there was no legal justification then it doesn't matter because everyone does it.
5. If not everyone does it -- they should.

and most importantly

who cares.

Stealing base ball signals is right up there on par with making noise at a golf tournament. The simple response to all those involved -- get a life !!