Yesterday, September 14th, I played my first 18 holes of golf in about 10 years and only about my 3rd in a lifetime. I can fully understand why.

My foursome won the "most honest golfer award". Kind of an oxymoron type of award for a lawyer. They would not even mention our scores -- if they had -- they would have been pretty decent if we had played 36 holes with the same scores.

It may be a nice friendly sport (activity); and eco-friendly except for the excremental language being used -- but it ain't for me. Besides I just couldn't bust the titanium club in half over my knee no matter how hard I tried. --- my final score was 11 over (as in I lost 11 balls).